Hello, Mr. Kringle!
Do you still go by that name? My kids were wondering. Actually, they’ve been asking all sorts of questions about you recently.
So I’m writing to ask you a favor. Can you help me answer a few of my kids’ queries?
I realize you’re busy these days, with Christmas just a few weeks away. I’m sorry to add to your to-do list. But these questions from my kids are getting harder to answer every year.
If you have decent cell phone reception up at the North Pole, feel free to text me your answers.
First, my kids want to know if you will fill Maisy’s stocking and Molly’s stocking on Christmas eve. (Maisy is the dog and Molly is the cat.) Or is that something I’m supposed to do? Do I fill their stockings and say you did it? Or tell them that I did it since you just handle humans?
Second, my kids want to know why Christmas presents are placed under a tree. Is it because that’s what you and Jessica did when you got hitched in Santa Claus Is Comin’ to Town?
(Before I get to my kid’s last question, I gotta know if Jessica was tripping on LSD in this scene. Do tell!)
OK, last kid question: My oldest son really wants to know what’s going to happen when you die. Actually, I think he just wants to know if he’ll continue to get Christmas gifts once you’re in Heaven.
Sorry to be so crass. Don’t shoot the messenger.
Thanks in advance for your prompt response.
Oh, and Merry Christmas!
Today I`ve decided to talk to you about one of my favorites places whenever I`m considering to buy something online. If you are used to make your shopping online, you most likely have heard about NoMoreRack. And if you have heard about this wonderful flash deals website, you probably have also heard about the great deals is releasing on a regular basis; and not only a specific type of product, but on a selection of large categories going from women clothing, jewelry, electronics or items that you use on a daily basis.
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At first glimpse, the site appears to be too good to be true. But after reading reviews and learning more about the site whether or not this is the site of the year, well let’s just say the verdict is still out on this. The concept behind the website is quite simple and much like many other websites already out there currently. After visiting the site and determining whether or not it holds promise for you, the customer must sign up, and it is worth nothing that you should read the fine print carefully. Many of the problems you hear about are simply caused by the user not reading the terms of the website. After registering on the site customers can then place bids on items that are desired.
Great Deals 24/7
Discounts of Up to 97% OFF – Everyday NoMoreRack is offering amazing deals on hot products. For a whole day there are eight deals released and the discount go up to 97% off in discounts for some of the items placed on offer. You practically can`t get any better than this. I mean I don`t remember every seeing a site that would offer a better promo deal. It`s true that it`s not easy to get such a discount, and you can`t get it for any products that you want. But when we are talking about such a huge discount, who cares, right? I just visited Nomorerack`s site a few moments ago and saw an offer for 3 Carat Total Weight Genuine Sapphire Studs in Sterling Silver for only $14. It`s retail price is around $120 – that`s a discount of 88%. Pretty amazing, isn`t it?
Free Shipping on First Order – Another great reason for which shoppers like to buy products from NMR is their “free shipping on first order” deal. Whenever you make an order for the first time, you get free shipping for any products you purchase. And if you buy some cheap shirt buttons or something small like that, that`s not such a big deal. But you purchase, let`s say, a tablet or something expensive, free shipping will definitely count more. And you can always make another account on your sister`s or brother`s name to benefit on this “first purchase” offer. You can`t benefit from this promo deal more than a couple of times, but even so, you`ll manage to save some money, and that`s something.
Up to 95% Rings OFF – Let`s say you ladies want to buy yourself a nice ring just to feel better about yourself, but you can`t really afford it. Well, good news coming from NoMoreRack! Their discounts on rings can get up to 95% in discounts for some of the items. You probably can`t get a diamond ring for such a price, but you most definitely can find a ring that will suit your desires. So is still better than nothing, right? I remember last week ago a friend asked me if I can help him find a cheap ring for his girlfriend. I immediately think at NMR! I visited the site, looked around a bit and in a few minutes I was able to make him a list with a few choices. Two days later he bought a beautiful pink amethyst ring for only $29. The retail price of the product was $289 – that`s a 90% off discount. Where can you find a better than this, right?
Positive vs. Negative Reviews
So what’s wrong with this picture, because it just looks too good to be true? Well, as with all good things there will always be some negative comments out there coming from people who rush into expressing their opinion without having too much knowledge about what this website actually provides. However, although there are thousands of happy customers, there are also some unhappy customers. And when you think about it is a statistics concept. It is rather inevitable that a proportion of so many of customers will not be disgruntled at something. Unfortunately when you search Google for reviews on Nomorerack.com you can find some negative reviews (which are far outweighed by the many positive reviews). Simple things like No More Racks promo codes that have expired have prompted some users to leave negative comments.
It is up to you to do your own research into this web site but when you consider the plethora of positive reviews, the amazing prices and the great discount codes, it’s no wonder people are flocking to this website.
If you have never bought anything from NMR by now, you should take action now. Even if it`s not a question of money, why should you pay full price for something that you can get for half of price – often even more. There`s no other brand from what I know to offer deals of up to 95% off. You can go ahead and search for them, but you`ll never find other ones. I guarantee it!
Loosing your s**t in public is equal parts cathartic, trashy, humbling and embarrassing. Sounds pretty good, right?
If you ever want to completely lose your s**t in public like I did the other day, there’s a 10-step process to follow:
1. Start off the day with a headache that 2 Advil, 2 Excedrin and 2 Tylenol can not conquer. Then, hope that your 6-year-old screams at you for making him go to school.
2. Layer upon the above ingredient a marathon day of entertaining a preschooler who could care less that your head (and now stomach) feels like it will implode.
3. When your 6YO gets home from school, tell him to put on his cleats for soccer practice. Hide so you don’t get hit with flying objects thrown by the hater of soccer practice.
4. Next, cave in to your children’s demands to take them to their cousin’s house after soccer, to play and have pizza. And dessert. Lots of dessert.
5. Now, only if you feel seriously ill and your kids are over-tired and over-sugared, take them to a 7pm fair at school and stuff more sugar in their pie holes.
6. In a 450-degree cafeteria, sweat profusely and watch as your children spin like tops while sporting dirty, sugary blue/brown streaks on their faces.
7. Now, smile to the crowd like you don’t have a care in the world. But when you see your kids crying, fighting and rolling on the cafeteria floor, it’s time to loose your s**t.
8. Scream at them in a low psycho-growl that you think only they can hear. Rip the ring pops off their fingers and shove the kids out the door. Pretend you don’t see the terrified looks on the other kids faces — the kids who overheard the psycho-growl.
9. Get home and uncork a bottle of chardonnay. Drink one glass before making eye contact with anyone.
10. Get the kids in bed as quickly as possible. Brushing teeth is an optional ingredient in this recipe. Focus on PJs and lights off. And a kiss and a hug, of course. Because you know it wasn’t really their fault that you lost your s**t.
Sorry for the breakdown, boys. Mommy loves you very much.
Ridiculously mouthwatering image from hershey’s.com
I love that I was a child in the seventies. It was a time when having fun in no way required batteries or being plugged in. As a kid I played with stuffed animals until their button eyes fell off and their synthetic fur turned gray. I also loved making chocolate “cakes” outdoors, with mud and rain water and acorns and cold wet hands.
I loved actual chocolate desserts as well — the crispy-chewy brownies my mother made and the assorted Hershey’s Miniatures that could always be found in a crystal dish on my grandmother’s polished coffee table.
Best of all, I loved cake roll from the Howard Johnson’s restaurant that was located in the next town over, at the bottom of an I-95 exit ramp. It was perfectly positioned so its orange roof and turquoise sign were visible to travelers on the highway.
On the nights that my mom didn’t feel like cooking dinner, we’d climb in the station wagon and I’d lobby hard for our car to head to HoJo’s. I don’t remember what I used to eat there for dinner. I do remember drawing with my artist father’s charcoal pencils on orange paper place mats, and kicking my brother under the table, and being kicked back, and sneaking sugar packets from the table and trying hard to swallow the sweet white crystals without being seen.
And I remember the cake roll. The chocolate cake was warm and spongy, contrasting beautifully with the firm, frozen vanilla ice cream that it enveloped. Drizzled with hot chocolate sauce, it was heaven in my mouth.
Not long ago I Googled that Howard Johnson’s restaurant to see if it was still in the town near my childhood home. It is — and apparently it’s one of only three HoJo’s restaurants left in the entire country.
I’m dying to know if cake roll is still on the dessert menu.
What was your favorite restaurant when you were a kid?
Last weekend our family took a little trip to visit the Mystic Aquarium in Mystic, CT. We stayed at the Mystic Marriott Hotel & Spa, a beautiful hotel with tastefully-decorated, super-clean rooms and a scrumptious breakfast buffet. (Our stay was subsidized in part by a #TotsTravel2 gift card – a prize I won at a Resourceful Mommy Twitter Party. A big thanks to @resourcefulmom and Marriott for the awesome prize!)
Pretty much our whole reason for going to Mystic was to visit the Aquarium. We thought the boys would dig it. But we paid almost $90.00 for the four of us to walk in the door. (Ouch!) And then the boys ran as fast as they could through every exhibit like their rear ends were afire. We watched penguins waddle around for 2.3 seconds before the boys shouted, “moving on!” and ran to see the seals. And so on. At the rate they were moving through the aquarium, I feared we’d be done in less than an hour.
Thankfully, however, we came across a small, shallow tank that was about three feet off the ground and contained three or four small coral cat sharks. An aquarium staffer was nearby, inviting kids to stick their hands in the water and pet the sharks. My kids practically dove in. They loved it! They thought touching the sharks was the coolest thing ever…
…until we got to a large petting tank full of sting rays. Have you ever touched a ray? They are buttery, velvety soft, like nothing else I’ve ever touched. The boys must have stood there petting the rays for a half hour. I’ve never seen my kids stand so still in their entire lives.
It amazed me to see how transfixed they were when they touched something new. The aquarium’s sights and sounds were not nearly as arresting as were the tactile experiences. My theory is that, because they are constantly exposed to crazy images and noise from TV and video games, watching a walrus take a nap might not grab their attention. But touching an underwater sea creature sure did!
Me with Ekta and Melissa from Buzzing Bloggers
A few weeks ago I joined a bunch of mom bloggers and their mini bloggers-to-be at the Liberty Science Center in Jersey City, NJ. We were there for the launch of LSC’s Math Midway – a traveling exhibit from the Museum of Mathematics that provides an interactive, hands-on tour of math concepts in a colorful, carnival style.
There were some really fun and fascinating things to discover.
Above, Dusty Earth Mother is riding a square-wheeled tricycle with her daughter.
The cute kid in the photo above created a giant pattern using red tiles, which I learned is called a “tessellation.” Cool word, huh?
I got into the swing of harmonics with the Mysterious Harmonograph, a device that creates beautiful swirling patterns on paper. The guy who managed this part of the exhibit is holding up my handiwork.
The Polyhedral Puzzle Plaza is a super fun area of the exhibit. These oversized 3D puzzle pieces are magnetic and can fit together to make interesting shapes.
Here I am with some of the fab bloggers at the event:
The Math Midway exhibit will be at the Liberty Science Center until January 22, 2012. If you live in the New York / New Jersey area – or even parts of PA and CT – I recommend you bring the kids to LSC and make a day of it.
You can WIN a family four-pack of tickets to the Liberty Science Center here on my blog! To enter, leave a comment on this post before the deadline of midnight on November 11, 2011. You can also enter by liking take2mommy on Facebook. Do both for two entries. Thanks and good luck!